I think I’ve become a cow or pig by osmosis. I spent the last few days in the country and returned to the city with an expanded waist size and prescription for Lipitor. I kind of forgot that butter is one of the main ingredients in apple pie, so as a Lactard who irresponsibly devoured [...]
February 7, 2010
Categories: Uncategorized . Tags: Beyonce, Britney, Coca-Cola cake, Cracker Barrel, Dereon Jeans, Don Draper, dumplins, East Hampton, Ghostbusters, Lipitor. New Jersey, Miss Hayward, Outback Steakhouse, Pumpkin, Shoofly pie, Silence of the Lambs, Single Ladies, Space Mountain . Author: Mister Mouth . Comments: Leave a Comment